He Loves Me...
Oh wait did you think I was talking about Drk? Fooled you sucker! Oh no, no, no my dear friends we're not talking about Drk, we're talking about Todd. Here's the voice message I received last night at 10:51 pm:
"Melina, when you get this message call me back..." I may be new to the whole collaboration of telephone and answering machine, but I kind of thought that was the whole point of YOU leaving ME a message. I don't think I need the instructions. And no, I won't be calling you back...unless, I am very drunk and all other suitable men have left the building. That is pretty much the only time I call you...very similar to when you call me I think. (lots of noise in the background, sounds as if perhaps he has fallen off his barstool but was able to regroup) "...and hey, I love you."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- This is me, laughing my ass off. Oh, and I love you too.
"Melina, when you get this message call me back..." I may be new to the whole collaboration of telephone and answering machine, but I kind of thought that was the whole point of YOU leaving ME a message. I don't think I need the instructions. And no, I won't be calling you back...unless, I am very drunk and all other suitable men have left the building. That is pretty much the only time I call you...very similar to when you call me I think. (lots of noise in the background, sounds as if perhaps he has fallen off his barstool but was able to regroup) "...and hey, I love you."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- This is me, laughing my ass off. Oh, and I love you too.
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