This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, April 27, 2007
My husband is suave
Last night John ordered a pineapple juice and dark rum concoction. I looked at him quizzically, it seemed a little odd. He offered only this, "It makes the ejaculate sweeter" and smiled at me. I poked him in the side, and the people next to us threw up on the floor or at the very least, they made distinctive gagging sounds (no pun intended).

John leaned over and whispered, "I just wanted to say that because it sounds really dirty."

Sometimes I wonder about that kid...but what can I say, it's better than an aspargus smoothie. Am I right?

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