Last night John ordered a pineapple juice and dark rum concoction. I looked at him quizzically, it seemed a little odd. He offered only this, "It makes the ejaculate sweeter" and smiled at me. I poked him in the side, and the people next to us threw up on the floor or at the very least, they made distinctive gagging sounds (no pun intended).

John leaned over and whispered, "I just wanted to say that because it sounds really dirty."

Sometimes I wonder about that kid...but what can I say, it's better than an aspargus smoothie. Am I right?