This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, November 17, 2006
Irony
While I was paging through some newly purchased porno magazines that my husband stocks in the bathroom to shock guests (and I'm sure to look at himself), I was struck with an odd thought. These women were flawed. Rarely in a magazine had I ever seen a tiny wrinkle or roll in a woman's skin as she bent over, let alone a butt as big as mine(! ), because in all other magazines--they had all been photoshopped out. These women had blemishes, some had stretch marks, their breasts weren't perfect and hell, they even had smile lines (and from the pictures they seemed to have a lot to smile about)!

I just thought it was funny that men don't mind looking at real women but we seem to need them completely airbrushed. Weird.

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