This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, February 04, 2005
Chapstick and Being a Role Model
So today I'm reapplying chapstick repeatedly due to severe chappedness and I was asked a question that made me realize two things. One, perhaps I shouldn't be a teacher (only because of my shaky morals, otherwise I'm a terrific teacher) and two, I now know why celebrities always bitch about having role model status thrust upon them:

"Hey Miss Melina. Why are your lips chapped only at the corners?"

Now how do you answer that one? "Well kid, it all started with a few beers, then this boy named Matty came over and then I..."

I just turned to the kid and said, "It's the strangest thing isn't it?"
posted by Melina at 5:05 PM