Wooing tip-Don't Leave Love Notes for Boys at the Bar
So guys, the dance is almost over. I gave Drk until Monday to fall in love with me and/or ravish my body--and it doesn't look like it's going to happen, and here's why:
After talking to Cr we pieced together my actions which are shameful. First, I mooned over Drk, I know I was supposed to be Victorian/prim and proper--instead I was drooling fiend. Then as I got more drunk, I started speaking to Drk (that was a mistake...speech was impaired by four shots of kamikaze and about twenty beers. I saw this kid that I haven't seen since kindergarten, but he obviously still looks the same because I struck up a conversation with him about his identity. Before I left the bar--ladies and gentlemen--I wrote Derek a love note. I have no idea what it said but I know I labored over it long and hard--just simply trying to move the pen! I am hanging my head in shame,but it doesn't really matter. If he liked me or wanted to like me, he would've chuckled over the note and laughed but he still would've been wooed by it. I don't think he was.
After talking to Cr we pieced together my actions which are shameful. First, I mooned over Drk, I know I was supposed to be Victorian/prim and proper--instead I was drooling fiend. Then as I got more drunk, I started speaking to Drk (that was a mistake...speech was impaired by four shots of kamikaze and about twenty beers. I saw this kid that I haven't seen since kindergarten, but he obviously still looks the same because I struck up a conversation with him about his identity. Before I left the bar--ladies and gentlemen--I wrote Derek a love note. I have no idea what it said but I know I labored over it long and hard--just simply trying to move the pen! I am hanging my head in shame,but it doesn't really matter. If he liked me or wanted to like me, he would've chuckled over the note and laughed but he still would've been wooed by it. I don't think he was.
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