This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Monday, February 14, 2005
My Valentine is My Mom...Lameness, Take Me Away

Because my mommy doesn't want me to feel alone she brought me a chocolate lolipop. And the woman who usually yells at me for hanging out at seedy bars says to me, "You can go out tonight to look for lonely men and give them this." (I think she's just conflicted because she wants grandchildren) Sorry ma, I'm eating it as we speak. In fact, I'm going to do a photo collage of the frog's sad demise. It will be entitled, "Love Hurts" or if we go the Def Leopard route of cheesiness, "Love Bites"
Another great Melina pic
posted by Melina at 7:04 PM