This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, December 24, 2004
Dingo's Delight? Perhaps...Perhaps not.
For the holidays I decided to spoil the boys and fill their stockings the brim. As we all know Labrador Retrievers are known as the gluttons of the dog world--so Santa Melina has brought them loads and loads of little chewies and treats, of the likes these pups have never known. For the first time I have purchased them "Bully sticks" because of the inner debate/dialog that I have with myself. I always steer clear of the bully stick but I've given in and purchased them.
my debate stems from what they are...which is bull penises to be precise. I just never wanted to see my dogs gnawing on shrivelled, slim jim-esque and KNOWING..."My dogs are eating penises." Do you think they will gain a taste for them? Will they attack my dates at the door? I jest. But it is a creepy treat to give your dogs don't you think? I bought them anyway and it provides me with plenty of doggie down time because they clutch them in their paws and gnaw away. Disgusting, but peaceful. I know, I know--this is a rediculous post.
posted by Melina at 2:25 PM